Have you looked at photos of straight middle-aged men on dating apps?

They could shower, wear flattering, stylish clothing, groom their beards and eyebrows, learn how to smile and take a selfie for a camera, quit wearing gross baseball hats at non-sporting events, get a decent haircut, keep their nails tidy, use moisturizer and decent skincare products, use crest strips for their teeth…

That’s before we tackle their personalities/writing and conversation skills.