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Shit, I mutter, crab walking with one hand in the air, holding the bow and arrow off the muddy ground. I’m uphill from the tent. Smart. I’ve created a little pee river. I drop the toy on the flattened tent, then pick up and move the tent along with its tarp, all with my pants around my ankles.
Diane Wilder
Dana DuBois
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Oh my god this is hilarious!
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