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…son I want to tell is my girlfriend of fifteen years, but this is a very difficult subject for her. She and I are very worried about some scary issues with her breasts, and it would be inappropriate for me to celebrate my news right now. I don’t like keeping anything…

I Have Happy Booby News and No One to Tell
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Simply Sophia

Dana DuBois
Dana DuBois

Written by Dana DuBois

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Publisher for Pink Hair & Pronouns, Three Imaginary Girls & genXy. Boost nominator. I'm a GenX word nerd living in the PNW with a lot of little words to share.

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