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…he front. I wondered aloud why Santa got them mixed up and, visibly perturbed, my mother explained, “Well, Santa probably passed out last night and an elf had to work fast to assemble all of the toys and he made a mistake.”
Chris Owens
Dana DuBois
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Oh, this is heartbreaking.
Publisher for Pink Hair & Pronouns, Three Imaginary Girls & genXy. Boost nominator. I'm a GenX word nerd living in the PNW with a lot of little words to share.
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