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…is a very sweet, loyal, and gentle adult male currently attempting unsuccessfully to pursue comedy. Benji is food-motivated, great with kids, and would love to cuddle up with you on the couch and insist he’s in control of his depression, despite your repeated insistence that his refusing therapy and continuing to unload all his struggles onto you and only you for months on end is not healthy for you, for him, or for the relationship. Available immediately, comes with two copies of Infinite Jest.
In Search of a Loving Forever Home: My Exes
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Phoebe Kranefuss
Dana DuBois
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May 18, 2023
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Written by Dana DuBois8.9K Followers
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Publisher for Pink Hair & Pronouns, Three Imaginary Girls & genXy. Boost nominator. I'm a GenX word nerd living in the PNW with a lot of little words to share.
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