Weren't you the one who immediately recognized Paint a Vulgar Picture when we were discussing Sinead's death? You are definitely imaginary and should be writing for us.

Live show reviews are great, but musical memoir--like sharing personal narrative essays that involve how music impacted you--that's my favorite kind of writing right now. I want to hear more about that bar in Germany, so I'm adding you as a writer. Write when you feel motivated. :)