You should’ve seen my teenaged kids’ reaction when I said “let’s run for the border!”

But you were $35. And I can’t shake the feeling it was wrong to pay $35 for a two-topping large pizza to “Get In My Belly.” Which I maybe shouldn’t say, since Fat Bastard hasn’t aged all that well. You know what also hasn’t aged well? The price of tomato paste, dough and mozzarella.
An Open Letter to the $35 Pizza I Just Ate
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Dana DuBois
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Jun 15, 2023
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You should’ve seen my teenaged kids’ reaction when I said “let’s run for the border!” when they requested Taco Bell. 

Some slogans reeeeeeaaaaally haven’t aged well, at all! 😀
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Written by Dana DuBois8.9K Followers
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Publisher for Pink Hair & Pronouns, Three Imaginary Girls & genXy. Boost nominator. I'm a GenX word nerd living in the PNW with a lot of little words to share.
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