Your mom and my dad would've had a blast together...

… it was infused with resentment and feigned incompetence, the table intentionally practically bare. Birthday parties were a series of landmines; step on one and Mom would inevitably scream and slam a door, even if the house was still filled with fifth-graders. We took vacations like they were assignments, as if we were in some Orwellian universe in which all …
Criminals Were My Role Models
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Dana DuBois
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Aug 19, 2024
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Your mom and my dad would've had a blast together...
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Written by Dana DuBois8.9K Followers
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Publisher for Pink Hair & Pronouns, Three Imaginary Girls & genXy. Boost nominator. I'm a GenX word nerd living in the PNW with a lot of little words to share.
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